Housemaid Her
THE MISADVENTURES OF SUNGHOON AND PUSSY (FT. JIMIN AND HOSEOK)
"I'll be going to Paris for about a week for the Sunny Days and Co. showcase. I trust both of you with my little cousin," Sunyoo says as she looks at the little boy."Pussy says bye!! I'll be a good boy with Hoseok hyung," Sunghoon smiles as he waves Pussy's little paw, making Hoseok raise a brow."Be a good boy Sunghoon. And both of you, I trust you both that you won't make a mess while I'm out," Sunyoo narrows her eyes."But babe, are you sure you don't want me to come?" Jimin asked and Sunyoo sighs."I can manage Jiminie, you need to stay in South Korea and you also need to rest from shifting from America and Korea, you're probably going back there after a month again," Sunyoo says and Jimin pouts as he stares at his girlfriend, crossing his arms."Oh Jimin, I promise you can have me all day once I come back. Why are you so desperate to come with me?" Sunyoo asked."Uhh... who wouldn't when someone is staring daggers at you for dating his sister," Jimin said as he pursed his lips."Hoseok, you wouldn't hurt him, right?" Sunyoo asked as she side-eyed the man, and Hoseok nodded."Of course! I'll take good care of both of them!" He smiled and Sunyoo nodded."Alright, I'll be going now! Goodbye!" Sunyoo beamed before leaving the house.-"I still don't see what Sunyoo sees in you. Like I mean I have to even spend the whole week to see if really have the guts to be her boyfriend," Hoseok says under his breath as Jimin looks down at the ground."I just want your approval... mister," Jimin replied lowly and Hoseok raises a brow."Hey! You're Sunyoo's sugar daddy, right?!" The little boy smiled happily and Hoseok and Jimin's eyes widened."Sugar.... sugar what?!" Jimin repeated."When I was with Youngyeon noona and Mr. Crazy Old Man last week, he told me that sugar daddy means boyfriend!" Sunghoon beamed and Jimin blinks.Mr. Crazy what?Sugar DADDY?!"My unholy child, who has been teaching you this?" Jimin asked and Sunghoon grins."My big brother Seokjin, the crazy old man! In fact, I saw you in our house a couple of months ago and you seem to love my noona when I saw you!" Sunghoon smiled and Hoseok stares at him."You did what? Don't tell me you went inside the house?!" Hoseok exclaimed and Jimin gulped."Uh... you didn't see that!" Jimin defended."But you threw a rock!""YOU THREW A ROCK?!" "Noooo!""I'LL TURN YOU INTO A ROCK JIMMY JUST YOU TRY.""And what's your name again, Mr. Jimmy?" Sunghoon asks innocently."Uh, I'm Park Jimin," he replied."Jimshit?""Uh... Jimin.""Jimshit!""ALRIGHT LET'S GO TO THE GROCERY STORE," Jimin suddenly shouts as he jumps out of the couch before Hoseok could choke him, and he takes out his car keys before heading for the door.-"Mr. Jimshit, can I get some milk too?" Sunghoon asked as he looked around. Pussy was basically with them but they left him in the car because the grocery store doesn't accept pets."Sure, you uh... go over there with Hoseok," Jimin replied as pointed at the young man behind them who was also carrying a basket."By the way, can you guys tell me what's a sanitary napkin?" Sunghoon asked and Hoseok stares at him for a few moments, probably wondering why his parents didn't use a condom while having him."Uhhh.. how do you know the napkin?" Hoseok asked and Sunghoon hummed."We're here in the isle, so I asked," Sunghoon shrugged and Jimin narrowed his eyes.Indeed, they were in the pads isle, and Jimin gulps as he checks his grocery list. Basically, it was all the stuff you would get in a grocery store and the pads were for Sunyoo so he wanted to get them for her as a good boyfriend he's been."Uh.... yeah we are, uh.. a napkin... is uh..," Jimin trails off."It's a diaper!" Hoseok continued and Jimin nodded."Yeah! A diaper! For uh...," Jimin said."For those with bloody... vaginas...?" Hoseok replied and Jimin's eyes widened."Ooh! For bloody cats? Pussy somehow always pees on the floor, so maybe we should get him some diapers?" Sunghoon smiles and Jimin blinks before looking at Hoseok who just nods away, and Jimin takes a pack of napkins before throwing it in the cart.-As Jimin and Hoseok finished shopping for groceries, they made their way to the cashier, waiting for their turn."Wait... where's Sunghoon?" Hoseok says suddenly and Jimin looks at him."I don't know! I thought he was with you!" Jimin replied as he looked around."I'll stay here, you go find Sunghoon!" Hoseok said quickly and I nodded before running away, leaving the line behind as Hoseok waited.-"Miss cashier lady, where can I find the condoms?" Sunghoon asked and the cashier looked at him, a puzzled look on her face."Wh-what?" She replied."You know? Balloons? Once, my motherfucker got mad when I asked for them but now that she's gone can I have some condoms?" Sunghoon asked innocently and the cashier blinks."I'm gonna need your age for thi-""I'M SO SORRY!" Jimin screams as he slaps his hand on Sunghoon's face, pushing him behind him as he bows at the cashier."Uh... you should watch what your kid says?" The cashier says awkwardly and Jimin nods."YES I WILL! THIS KID HAS BEEN CORRUPTED BY GOD-KNOWS-WHO AND NEEDS TO GO TO CHURCH IMMEDIATELY!" Jimin screams as he pulls Sunghoon away.Someday, Jimin will probably have a day where he would throw himself off a cliff in embarassment from this rat he called Sunghoon.-After groceries, Jimin and Hoseok went back to the car with Sunghoon, and Sunghoon excitedly checks out the car for Pussy.Only for Pussy to be seeing scratching and humping the driver's seat."I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm, this is for Sunyoo this is for Sunyoo this is for Sunyoo this is for Sunyoo," Jimin repeated as he closed his eyes, and Hoseok gives Pussy an expression that meant he was done with life. Pussy literally ruined his Lamborghini and all he could do was cry but he's rich as fuck so he'll buy another one.-Soon, Hoseok, Jimin, and Sunghoon went to a book store to buy Sunghoon a Bible- I mean a kid's book for him to replenish his mind."Just find anything you wanna read, Sunghoonie," Hoseok smiled as he looked at the different books, and Jimin nodded as he still felt bad about his car.Soon, they left Sunghoon in the kids section while they were minding their own business.After a couple of minutes, Sunghoon slowly approached Hoseok, a small smile on his face."Hoseok hyung! I found a very interesting book!" Sunghoon smiled and Hoseok nodded as he placed his hand out, wanting Sunghoon to give him the book so he could buy it."Its all about Christian Grey who sought out to run away with this woman! I found it in the kids section named 50 Shades of Grey!" Sunghoon beamed as he held out a book, with the title.Hoseok's eyes widened as he snatched the book, looking at it as he tossed it away, earning glares from a few people."H-how was it in the kids section? How much did you read?" Hoseok asked as his eyes widened."Uhmmm.... atleast one chapter. I enjoyed it though! And I dunno," Sunghoon replied and Hoseok bit his lip as he tried to contain himself from either laughing or crying."Also, what's a penis?" Sunghoon asked. "I saw it in the book.""Uhhh... a sausage! A sausage where it grows on a tree! Haha! Yeah!" Hoseok said before looking at Jimin, giving him the signal that they have both fucked up.And Jimin and Hoseok knew this was going to be one fucked up week.-"I'm home!" Sunyoo smiled as she looked around, looking at the two boys who had dark eyebags on their faces."What's wrong with you both? What happened?" Sunyoo asked as he looked at his boyfriend and brother."Uh..., you see...," Hoseok trailed off."NOONA NOONA! You're back!" Sunghoon smiled as he ran to Sunyoo, hugging her tightly."You know, Hoseok and Jimshit hyung... they introduced me to a new story!" He said and Hoseok and Jimin suddenly turned pale as they slowly looked away from the woman."What?""It's about Christian Grey and the red room! The red room was filled with many belts and there was a bed! I'm thinking Mr. Grey was a bad guy!" Sunghoon beamed."Oh! And we also knew about napkins! Pussy wore them but it didn't fit her!" Sunghoon pouted and Sunyoo's face twisted into something the boys couldn't decipher."Wh-what? Napkin?! Christian-," Sunyoo gaped as she diverted her gaze to the men who were looking at her."Who taught you that?!""Jimshit and Hoseok hyung!" Sunghoon laughed and Sunyoo blinked before looking at the two boys."Hoseok, Jimin, come over here.""N-no, me and Jimin have to... uh... go somewhere!""GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!""B-babe, you don't want your boyfriend to be all... bruised up and stuff, right?" Jimin smiled weakly as he backed away with Hoseok."I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND YOU CORRUPTED THIS CHILD WAY TOO FAR! I'M ALSO PLANNING ON KICKING SEOKJIN'S ASS TOO!""Ooh! What's ass? Tell me! Tell me!"Then, Hoseok and Jimin bolted out of the door. With Jimin carrying Hoseok in his arms as they ran out of the house, Sunyoo running after them as she chased them with a heel."JIMIN! YOU HAVE MY APPROVAL!" Hoseok screamed as they tried to run away from his sister."THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW!DO YOU WANT BOTH OF US TO BE DICKLESS?!"Well, caught or not, they're still both dead meat, never piss Sunyoo off, that's the lesson they learned.BONUS:Ding dong"I'll get it!" Seokjin responded and Youngyeon nodded as he went to the front door.As he opened it, his eyes widened at the two figures standing there, both with a black eye on one eye."Uhhh... what happened to you guys?" Seokjin asked and they stayed silent as they looked at him.Hoseok was carrying a bat on his hand, and Jimin was carrying a stick on his. And Jin swallowed the lump in his throat."Wh-what are you guys doing?" He gulped as they pulled him away from the house."Youngyeon, we're taking Seokjin for a little conversation! He won't come back until late night!" Jimin shouted for Youngyeon to hear as they shut the door closed."We need to talk, don't worry it won't hurt," they both said and Seokjin felt his legs taking him somewhere, getting chansed by the two men.----
(UNEDITED)A/N:HAHAH SPECIAL CHAP #1 GOOO! WE HAVE FOUR MORE AND A Q&A SO PLS BE PATIENT ^_^
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